Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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