Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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