is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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