I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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