How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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