Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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