i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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