Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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