so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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Come see our sink grown plant.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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