Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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