Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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