This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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