Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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