i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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