bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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