I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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