your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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