i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I love you. Go after that dick
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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