the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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