i don't like sucking hair
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Green mimosas i think yes
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
