your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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