I hate all girls vehemently.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
