You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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