What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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