once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
