Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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