It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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