You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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