I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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