But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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