Apparently you make a good broom.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Randomize
