Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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