The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
It's never too late to be topless.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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