So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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