There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Randomize
