Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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