They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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