that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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