Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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