Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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