I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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