you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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