Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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