Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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