Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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