I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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