so explain again why im purple
no
i think my mom watched the whole time
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
