I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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