Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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