No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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