Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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