awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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