office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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