Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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