Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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